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	<itunes:summary>Two Minute Drill is a twice-weekly podcast tackling commonly asked questions in two minutes or less. All the things you&#039;ve always wondered but have been too lazy to research yourself. And more!</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Why you shouldn&#8217;t make your bed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 15:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Let’s discuss making our beds. First and foremost, I hope that this is not just me. I am hoping a ton of people refuse to make their bed. Honestly, I don’t see the logic behind it. Yes, if you are having company over and they are going into your bedroom on the MTV Cribs-style [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2012 Food Booth Jam</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Food Booth Jam 2012: Wanna Go to the Fair]]></description>
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		<title>The Right is only hurting itself (Not that I mind)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[douchery]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; As this is my first post on this site, I&#8217;m not quite sure if the topic I am about to post is about is an unwanted topic but i don&#8217;t care and I am going to post it anyway.  As a political junkie, I have been following the Republican primaries as much as I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CULTivating a Family</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hormones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Religious Cult Tries to Grow New Cult Leaders Little Rock (AP) &#8211; In the hill country of Northwest Arkansas there is a group of people who feel as if God told them to change the way people view television.  Like so many radical groups, this one is led by a very charismatic former representative in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Did Valentine&#8217;s Day Come From?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JT</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[two minute drill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two Minute Drill Episode 1 When did Valentine’s Day start? Valentine’s Day, celebrated worldwide every year on February 14th, was originally a religious holiday. It was established as the feast day of St. Valentine by the Catholic church in 500 AD. Why February 14th? Well, for that we can thank Pope Gelasius. It was he [...]]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Ever wonder why, exactly, you have to go through so much every year on Feb. 14th?</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>History of Valentine&#039;s Day, and who you can send your angry letters to.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Kickoff is at Noon, Show Up Around Two</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; What are we doing?! Spaceship footballs flying out of generic stadiums? The simple fact that there is a Cleatus robot for FOX is what I&#8217;m talking about. And now he is in a mission control room firing off thermo-nuclear football warheads. Why do we need all that. I am fine with just entertainment, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Out For That First step, It&#8217;s a Doozy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Groundhog Day (not Groundhog’s Day) is soon approaching and the question on everyone’s lips (their chap lips) is why do we still do this? The history of Groundhog Day is just as dumb as you would think it is. In European times they used to use a badger or a bear to predict [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They&#8217;re Turning The NFL Into a Bunch of Flags!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[back in the day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So why is it that the NFL players make so much money? Is it because they put their life on the line every single second they are out there on the field. I agree that they do take hits to their bodies that would make a normal human writhe in pain. I guess that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake Me Up In The Fourth</title>
		<link>http://everyoneisstupidbutme.com/rants/wake-me-up-in-the-fourth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 03:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[back in the day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I know a ton of people who hate the fact that the Denver Tebows Broncos made the playoffs. Well most of them aren’t mad that they made the playoffs, just mad that Tim Tebow is the QB that led them to the crazy string of victories that put them in the situation to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It might be time to harvest the dummies</title>
		<link>http://everyoneisstupidbutme.com/rants/it-might-be-time-to-harvest-the-dummies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[customer service]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I was working in Franklinton, Louisiana (pronounced by the 4000 locals &#8220;Frank-il-ton”).   Now Franklinton is a town who&#8217;s economy is heavily based on agriculture and forestry, so when the girl I was working with said she had set an alarm to remind herself to harvest her blueberries, I thought nothing of [...]]]></description>
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